I am super excited to have my next guest with me today! Her book comes out today! I got an exclusive interview with Alysson Kowalski and I have the inside scoop on her story!
Thank you so much for joining us today! Please introduce yourself!
Tell us who you are and what you do!
I’m Alysson Kowalski. I’m half Japanese, three eighths Polish, and one eighth Italian. It’s a combustible combo. And I’m a computer geek/mathematician.
Are you the main character in the story or a supporting role?
I’m the heroine. Except that most heroines don’t get as much sex as me
What do you do for a living?
I find mistakes and deliberate falsehoods in engineering proposals
How old are you?
1. Tell us about your story. What is it about and what role do you play?
I bought a house. I mean that’s really all I did. I didn’t expect it to bring me into conflict with the underbelly of society. But it did, and I had to be brave…
2. Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features?
Apart from the smegging swearing. I guess it’s the fact I only have one foot
3. Do you have any birthmarks or tattoos?
Oh yeah. I have the tattoo to end all tattoos. If you want to know more you’ll have to read my story.
4. Would you ever want to go hang out with your author? If so, what would you do together?
Yeah. Maybe. She’s a bit old, but she drinks like a fish so I reckon we’d have a big Italian meal and get off our tits on vino rosso
5. If you could have a super power what would it be, and why?
I’d just like to be able to run…
6. What is your biggest pet peeve when dealing with others?
Pissant little people who spend all their lives trying to make an impression on other middle class eejits. Oh and cheats.
7. What would I love the most about you?
8. What would I hate the most about you?
9. Do you think the author portrayed you accurately?
I guess, but she didn’t have to tell all the smegging truth…
10. What is your idea of a perfect day?
Lots of sex, some sunbathing, and pasta and red wine.
11. What is your greatest fear?
Losing my other foot.
12. Someone is secretly in love with you. Who is it and how do you feel about that?
There really is one – a gangster who wants to keep me as a pet. In a gilded cage. And it makes me sick, physically sick
13. When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Like the other kids
14. If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?
Be with my mum and dad. And later have lots of sex. And later still get off my tits
15. What is the one food you can’t live without?
16. If they turned the book into a movie, who would be cast to play you?
I think it’d have to be CGI. I can’t think of any half-Japanese, four foot eleven inch actresses with only one foot.
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